GWAR have announced their upcoming tour in celebration of the 30th anniversary of their seminal album “Scumdogs of the Universe“. They released the following GWAR-esque statement regarding the tour, in all its space invading glory:
“Human Scum, have you received your 5G chip implan-…we mean ‘vaccine’ yet? Now that you’ve gotten your shot in the arm, GWAR will give you a shot in the mouth (of spew) this fall as they return to the road in North America.”
“’We’ve been saving it up, and we are ready to explode all over the face of this nation with a dazzling flood of chaotic shock rock load. But don’t even try to come to a show on this tour unless you are unvaccinated, covid positive and willing to submit to an enthusiastic rectal temperature check at the hands of our degenerate road crew,’ says lead throat thing The Berserker Blóthar.
“GWAR’s latest release ‘The Disc With No Name’ EP is completely sold out, so you’re fucked.”
A complete list of tour dates can be found below. Pre-sales start June 17th and the general on-sale is Friday June 18th.
Watch a tour announcement from the band here:
GWAR‘s latest release, The Disc With No Name EP, is completely sold out, so you’re fucked, but don’t fret, you can still hear it online at: spotify.com
Don’t forget to drink GWAR’s Ragnarök Rye and smoke “The Bud of Gods” CBD Line”
Tour Dates:
Sept, 16 – Richmond, VA – The National (w/ Madball & Eyehategod)
Sept, 17 – Columbus, OH – Newport Music Hall (w/ Madball & Eyehategod)
Sept, 18 – Chicago, IL – RiotFest @ Douglas Park (Festival Date)
Sept, 19 – Pittsburgh, PA – Mr. Smalls (w/ Madball & Eyehategod)
Oct, 28 – Norfolk, VA – The NorVa (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Oct, 29 – Worcester, MA – The Palladium (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Oct, 30 – Philadelphia, PA – Franklin Music Hall (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Oct, 31 – New York, NY – Irving Plaza (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 1 – Baltimore, MD – Baltimore Soundstage (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 2 – Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 4 – Milwaukee, WI – The Rave (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 5 – Detroit, MI – Crofoot Ballroom (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 6 – Indianapolis, IN – The Vogue (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 7 – Cleveland, OH – House of Blues (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 8 – Toronto, ON – The Opera House (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 10 – Asheville, NC – Orange Peel (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 11 – Cincinnati, OH – Bogarts (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 12 – Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 13 – Daytona Beach, FL – Welcome to Rockville (Festival Date)
Nov, 15 – Houston, TX – Warehouse Live (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 16 – Dallas, TX – Gas Monkey Bar & Grill (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 18 – Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 19 – Tuscon, AZ – The Rialto (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 20 – Las Vegas, NV – House of Blues (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 21 – Los Angeles, CA – The Belasco Theater (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 22 – San Francisco, CA – The Regency Ballroom (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 23 – Ventura, CA – Ventura Theater (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 24 – Santa Ana, CA – The Observatory (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 26 – Reno, NV – Virginia Street Brewhouse (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 27 – Boise, ID – Knitting Factory (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 28 – Portland, OR – Crystal Ballroom (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Nov, 30 – Seattle, WA – Showbox SODO (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 1 – Vancouver, BC – Commodore Ballroom (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 3 – Calgary, AB – MacEwan Hall (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 4 – Edmonton, AB – Midway Bar (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 6 – Billings, MT – Pub Station (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 7 – Denver, CO – The Oriental Theater (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 8 – Lawrence, KS – Granada Theater (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 9 – Minneapolis, MN – First Avenue (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 10 – Lincoln, NE – The Bourbon Theatre (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 11 – Sauget, IL – Pop’s (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
Dec, 13 – Washington, DC – 9:30 Club (w/ Napalm Death & Eyehategod)
GWAR online:
https://gwar.net
https://www.instagram.com/gwar
https://twitter.com/GWAR
https://www.youtube.com/gwar
https://www.facebook.com/gwar
https://giphy.com/GWAR
